Cigarette Burn Prank

Do you have a friend that gets on you all the time for smoking in his house or car and freaks out at the thought of a cigarette burn on his precious carpet or furniture. Reward him for his incessant whining with the Cigarette Burn Prank. 

Place this fake cigarette and burn mark on any piece of flammable furniture or his prized baseball card collection from childhood. He may not think it's as funny as you do, but who cares? If you mess with fire, you're bound to get burned.